Oh Kate Upton - you are the most mind numbingly sexy and adorable thing ever. Your whimsical and carefree vibe is like a knife through the warm butter of my heart. It's quite remarkable - there is nothing about this girl that I do not adore. That's not to say that she doesn't have characteristics that I, in any other case, find wanting. It's just that Kate renders any criticism of her immediately futile. You might get the first few words of rebuke out, but then she'd smile and wiggle those bewbs of hers at you in a tiny bikini, and you'd be left a slobbering, slack-jawed idiot, totally under her spell. This woman's body could earn her Ph.Ds and control over nations if she wanted.