I remember when Kate Upton first hit the scene. It was insane and while I thought my love for her was pretty creepy and unreasonable, so many other men totally proved me wrong with their unreasonable creepiness. Then, for whatever reason, some people started to lose interest and now the love/hate relationship for the general public towards Kate is like a little seesaw. You like that metaphor? Yeah. Well, I still love the girl. Sure, I've stopped digging through her trash and stalking her a long time ago (it's been a rough three days, let me tell you), but dear God, she's still gorgeous, I say! And it looks like The Men Magazine still thinks so, too, as they threw her in their latest issue and she's looking, well, pretty amazing. I'm an especially big fan of the bra and panties with little holes in them. It exposes more and yay. I wanted to take special notice of what she says in that picture, though… She's not a big fan of her giant, breathtaking breasts? You know what, guys? I'm not either. I hate her boobs. I also hate adorable puppies and sunny afternoons and happiness. If Kate dislikes her titties, then I hate everything holy and wonderful. Look, Kate, I know future back problems are imminent, but so much good is brought from those things. Don't take them for granted. I know we don't..
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