Sweet merciful baby jeezus, I did not know the blood could rush from my head with such intense masturbatory glory. All systems are shutting down. I find it hard to believe the photographer from Vogue didn't just spontaneously combust from clearly lethal levels of cartoonishly hot babe heat. Seriously, if there is a more awe-inspiringly sex-glistened goddess on the whole of planet Earth, let her step forward. But neigh I say; she will not. But I guess the argument isn't really fair considering that she's technically not human, as the only rationalization to her overwhelming perfection is that she's possibly from from some alien world where everybody looks like an angel and it rains sex. Kate Upton makes every other human being on earth look repulsive. There, I said it. What? WHO HAS SEX WITH KATE UPTON? WHO I ASK YA?
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