Well, last week it seemed like we were on a non-stop T&A train with Kelly Brook and her many bikini adventures, so why let this Kate Upton train come to a sudden halt? Now that all the beautiful Sports Illustrated swimsuit models have been revealed, they're now heading out on their press tour to get drunk while Kate Upton does all the talking. On "Late Night with David Letterman", Kate admitted she would've been devastated if she hadn't made the cover. This is probably because she spent 6 days wearing practically nothing in f*cking Antartica, while most of the other models were in tropical paradises, so I can sort of understand. I think her stupendous moon balloons are simply icing on the cake. She deserves to be happily prancing around with that magazine, posing for cameras. And the rest of the girls totally deserve to hammered in Vegas, as well. Whats that? Even more of Kate Upton's SI spread at the bottom? Jah don't say!