It feels like it's been forever since I've had me some Kate Upton goodness (like, three or four days), but I have finally reached my goal of the day and found her in the color that always makes her look the cutest: red. While black makes her look elegantly sexy, bikinis make her look unattainably hot, I feel red makes her look adorably sexy. They're weird categories, but they make sense to me, so maybe that should be all that matters. Here, we can see Kate at the Melbourne Cup in Australia. If you don't know what that is, it's an event for people to see the supermodels that have the ability to evade my charm. I know it's crazy, but some are susceptible and have even gone as far as Australia or New Zealand to escape me, as you can see below. My desire to charm, wine and wed you haven't gone away, though, Kate. Someday, she will be mine. Oh, yes. Someday.
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