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Kate Upton wears a bikini while on vacation from her job of wearing bikinis

Jul. 16, 2014by: Droz

Oh yeah, I can hear the pitchforks being sharpened right now. Those always come out when Kate Upton does pretty much anything. Kate's down in Mexico with a bunch of other hotties, doing exactly what she always does. Only it seems that this time her body has reacted appropriately and developed a wicked little burn across the lower half of her non-existent ass. I'm amazed how she always manages to keep those massive melons in her top. How the hell do they not flop out? Look at them. They're right on the edge of bursting forth. But they wont do it. Damn you, 21st century reinforced bikini technology!

I'm sure the haters are now working on a diatribe about the quality of her body. I'll agree with part of your butt hurt. Yes, she's not in super model shape. She's rather flat south of the tits, she's got a gut and ample thighs. You know what she looks like? Pretty much every woman out there who isn't obese or anorexic or addicted to work outs. If you're currently banging, plan on banging, or dream of banging a woman who isn't obese or anorexic or addicted to work outs, this is probably what she looks like naked. In other words, Kate is fairly normal. Apart from the huge tits. So yes, Kate's fame sources mostly from her huge boobs. That's never, ever happened before. Ever.

If you'd rather see some images of Kate in more recognizable condition, check out this collection of outtakes from her 2014 SI photo shoots. So much toplessness, so little nudity. Kate can be so cruel.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Source: Superior Pics

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1:50PM on 07/20/2014

Right Here!

I think these pics of KU as hot as hell! A woman who is a little "beefier" turns me on. @Bob_Loblaw-there you go! I've got her back!
I think these pics of KU as hot as hell! A woman who is a little "beefier" turns me on. @Bob_Loblaw-there you go! I've got her back!
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2:22PM on 07/20/2014
darkwind72...I never said anything about her being beefy or anything like that. I only mentioned her having a flat ass, that's all I talked about, and you didn't say a word about that.
darkwind72...I never said anything about her being beefy or anything like that. I only mentioned her having a flat ass, that's all I talked about, and you didn't say a word about that.
8:26PM on 07/20/2014
@Bob_Loblaw: see your "where are the Upton defenders, worshipers" comment below.

@Bob_Loblaw: see your "where are the Upton defenders, worshipers" comment below.

8:26PM on 07/20/2014
@Bob_Loblaw: see your "where are the Upton defenders, worshipers" comment below.

@Bob_Loblaw: see your "where are the Upton defenders, worshipers" comment below.

8:58PM on 07/20/2014
"@Bob_Loblaw: see your "where are the Upton defenders, worshipers" comment below."

Dude, I know I said that, but me saying "that's all I talked about" was me saying that I only talked about her having a flat ass. Me asking a question, which is what you're talking about, ISN'T me talking about something. It's only me asking a question.

And me asking the question of where the defenders, worshipers of Upton are only dealt with what I said about her having a flat ass, which you still haven't
"@Bob_Loblaw: see your "where are the Upton defenders, worshipers" comment below."

Dude, I know I said that, but me saying "that's all I talked about" was me saying that I only talked about her having a flat ass. Me asking a question, which is what you're talking about, ISN'T me talking about something. It's only me asking a question.

And me asking the question of where the defenders, worshipers of Upton are only dealt with what I said about her having a flat ass, which you still haven't said a word about. You not defending it is you saying that you agree that she has a flat ass.
1:38PM on 07/21/2014
I hope to hear from you soon about what I said in my last reply, darkwind72, but I am having my doubts.
I hope to hear from you soon about what I said in my last reply, darkwind72, but I am having my doubts.
4:07PM on 07/22/2014
Nothing to say about what I said in my first reply to your reply?...I'm thinking I'll never hear back from you.
Nothing to say about what I said in my first reply to your reply?...I'm thinking I'll never hear back from you.
11:48AM on 07/25/2014
I'm not surprised in the least that I didn't hear back from you. You realized your error, so you chose to ignore it. ;-)
I'm not surprised in the least that I didn't hear back from you. You realized your error, so you chose to ignore it. ;-)
2:22PM on 08/09/2014
Ok...really lame Bobloblaw...you reek of someone seeking attention. I was joking around. Get a life!
Ok...really lame Bobloblaw...you reek of someone seeking attention. I was joking around. Get a life!
10:54AM on 07/18/2014
Where are the Upton defenders, worshipers???
Where are the Upton defenders, worshipers???
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10:37AM on 07/17/2014
"Yes, she's not in super model shape"

Ridiculous! The woman clearly works out regularly with burgers in order to obtain the backside of someone more than twice her age.
"Yes, she's not in super model shape"

Ridiculous! The woman clearly works out regularly with burgers in order to obtain the backside of someone more than twice her age.
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12:13AM on 07/17/2014
If posters on here say she has an ass, they will be right, but only technically...Yes, technically she has an ass, but she has a flat ass.
If posters on here say she has an ass, they will be right, but only technically...Yes, technically she has an ass, but she has a flat ass.
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10:49PM on 07/16/2014
I might be going blind but wheres the ass
I might be going blind but wheres the ass
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10:28PM on 07/16/2014

only green cuz of no neutral option.

How does her boobs not fall out, Seriously? when she lays on her side like that........Im more a ass man, which she has none, but her boobs, clap clap clap! All I can think about is " Come on Titties, Come on Titties!"
How does her boobs not fall out, Seriously? when she lays on her side like that........Im more a ass man, which she has none, but her boobs, clap clap clap! All I can think about is " Come on Titties, Come on Titties!"
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8:02PM on 07/16/2014
OK, she has no ass...Sure, it's big, but big and flat. There's no definition.
OK, she has no ass...Sure, it's big, but big and flat. There's no definition.
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