Oh yeah, I can hear the pitchforks being sharpened right now. Those always come out when Kate Upton does pretty much anything. Kate's down in Mexico with a bunch of other hotties, doing exactly what she always does. Only it seems that this time her body has reacted appropriately and developed a wicked little burn across the lower half of her non-existent ass. I'm amazed how she always manages to keep those massive melons in her top. How the hell do they not flop out? Look at them. They're right on the edge of bursting forth. But they wont do it. Damn you, 21st century reinforced bikini technology!
I'm sure the haters are now working on a diatribe about the quality of her body. I'll agree with part of your butt hurt. Yes, she's not in super model shape. She's rather flat south of the tits, she's got a gut and ample thighs. You know what she looks like? Pretty much every woman out there who isn't obese or anorexic or addicted to work outs. If you're currently banging, plan on banging, or dream of banging a woman who isn't obese or anorexic or addicted to work outs, this is probably what she looks like naked. In other words, Kate is fairly normal. Apart from the huge tits. So yes, Kate's fame sources mostly from her huge boobs. That's never, ever happened before. Ever.
If you'd rather see some images of Kate in more recognizable condition, check out this collection of outtakes from her 2014 SI photo shoots. So much toplessness, so little nudity. Kate can be so cruel.
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