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Kate's Va-Jay-Jay

Aug. 20, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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Kate Beckinsale, completely unprompted last week likened her cootch to the tomb of a pharaoh. Honestly, this chick says some amazing shit about her intimates and how she works them.

She's now talking about whether or not there are some Brit-Brit shots of her floating around, after photogs were clicking her image while at a premiere. It was one of those nights when I wore a supertight dress that you couldnt have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car. On the way home, I said to my husband Darling, I think they might have gotten it. And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera - a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed.

Somehow the portion where she refers to a crime scene is the most accurate one. While I appreciate the choreographed nudity in a film, with the staged and pretend sex that Kate might have, I'm actually not all that interested in the gyno shots of women that I have to look in the face. It diminishes their respectability in my mind. I love porn stars for being who they are, but I want to keep the two breeds of actresses in different lights, you know what I mean?

Source: Live News

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8:10AM on 08/21/2008
LOL and Wow and at her quotes and well...her...
LOL and Wow and at her quotes and well...her...
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2:52AM on 08/21/2008
If that "re-enactment" *didn't* end in some wall-shaking, earth-quaking shagging, I'm highly disappointed in said husband.
If that "re-enactment" *didn't* end in some wall-shaking, earth-quaking shagging, I'm highly disappointed in said husband.
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8:16PM on 08/20/2008
that's classic, she re-enacted it. god i love this woman.
that's classic, she re-enacted it. god i love this woman.
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