Woah! it's the latest episode of Return of Katie Holmes and the Attack of the Killer Legs! Huh.
Not to say that Katie Holmes has ever been ugly, but the fact of the matter is Katie hasn't seemed article-worthy lately. Blame Tom Cruise, blame Scientology, blame the government, blame whatever you want, but I blame Katie Holmes. How dare you cover up your body like ever other mother in the world, young lady. Well, now, it looks like she's realized her horrible mistake and to compensate, has put on a pair of shorts to prove that, holy shit, she can, indeed, still look pretty great. That smile of hers is basically saying to me, "Yeah. I f*cking know, dumbass." Ugh. Now I just feel bad for ever doubting the girl. I'm sorry, Katie. It won't happen again. Anyway, take a look at these pictures below and see what I'm talking about and try not to feel too jealous of her stockings. Cause that's just weird.
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