Katy Perry apparently did not make it to the Oscars with her husband, seeing as how she was in Munich as the new celebrity face for jewelry and watch designer Thomas Sabo. The singer downplayed her famous cleavage and went for soft pastel leather, making me wonder what pastel cow had to die for that dress. Nah, I honestly don't care if a cow dies for fashion. It's like the old Denis Leary joke. I'm only opposed to animal slaughter if we're talking about cute animals on the chopping block. If any bitch wears cute widdle otter, I'm all over a PETA membership.