For those of us hanging our heads in preemptive sadness over the upcoming nuptials of Katy Perry to Russell Brand, we can band together to take solace in the fact that the only pussy he's going to be seeing is the image of Katy in the rubber suit she dolled up in for the picture above, intended to be used for the promotion of her first perfume.
Those pesky anonymous sources out there in the world are telling everyone that Perry has put a kibosh on the horizontal humping for the next couple of weeks until the lovebirds are scheduled to wed in India at the end of this month. Says the source, "Katy wants everything to be special for their wedding, including the first night. The sex ban was definitely her idea. Russell has reluctantly agreed, and they are sure it will be worth it after they have tied the knot."
Quaint, I suppose. While there are many who love this personal information about celebrities, hoping to quell the nerves they have that their personal sex lives (or lack thereof) are somehow less pathetic, I'm firm on my belief that we should all just hold out until they get desperate enough to release the sex tapes.
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