I have a better chance of getting Katy Perry
to read this post about her if I address it as Katy Brand, seeing as how the singer has recently stated that she's in the middle of legally taking her new husband's last name. Katy was in Florida over the weekend performing for the Y100 Jingle Ball in Miami, looking like a horny Mrs Claus and getting me to laugh over how when you look at that inner bicep tattoo that she's got really fast, it almost resembles long arm pit hair gone wild. You've got to hand it to Katy, she's not afraid to make the faces which put her in danger of having a creative Photoshopper go wild.
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