If you can't join them, beat them. Katy Perry
might be one of the most perverted concept of a role model for kids but these days, if you're not going to sway those to think you have talent, convince the youth that you have the "it" thing that makes you irresistible. While she took home the Best Animated Voice award at the popular Nickelodeon award show, it was her choice to show up in a pre-slimed outfit that was the more memorable visual of the night. When I was a kid, my mom used to whisper behind her hand to my friends' moms that she thought the sliming on "You Can't Do That on Television," was sexual in nature. Guess you were right all along, mom. Sorry to have mocked you for your insight back then.
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