There's a immense range of fantasies going through my mind as I look at Katy Perry being her usual sultry, stylish self on a farm out in the country. Could she be the farmers daughter? The producer of milk? Or perhaps even a professional chicken-choker? The list goes on and on. Of course, I feel guilty making Katy the subject of my depraved fantasies yet again, especially when all she's trying to do is show her mature side in Vogue USA. Oh, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna have them, but I do feel the guilt (not really). It sucks to think that a cool gal with as much potential as Katy completely wastes her time dating Douche Bigelows like Russell Brand and what's his face with the guitar. She should really do a 180 flip and start pressing that body up against someone who could really appreciate it, like Jack McBrayer. Now there's a celebrity couple I'm sure we'd all love to see.
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