It's strange how you can replace most any word with "smurf" and it will still make sense. How the hell does that work? That shit's like magnets. Whatever that is, I'm sure you had no trouble understanding how it referred to Katy Perry and her spandex moment in a parking lot the other day. We've come to expect hot Katy moments to feature those dual overhead cans on her front side, but I've grown to appreciate her reverse lights as well. Not sure why I waxed automotive there for a minute, but the fact remains that Katy's butt is nicely accented in a set of spandex leggings. Unfortunately, along with views of her ass comes the inevitable realization that John Mayer grinds himself into that ass on a nightly basis. And now I've just thrown up in my mouth a little, great. I've got to go rinse away the taste of partially digested Fritos. Enjoy Katy's ass, if you can.
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