So yeah, Katy Perry, blonde and in a Smurfette dress. How about that? Lot of things to process here. I can't say that I'm necessarily bothered by the hair. She looks okay with it. I'm much more of a brunette guy, but she wears the blonde well. I also can't say that the bedazzled Smurfette dress is a surprise, considering who we're talking about. Katy's fashion sense is well known to sway toward the, shall we say, eccentric side of things. So, no big shock to see her once again find fashions that mix slutty and strangely childlike.
It's when you throw in a couple people in suits next to her that things enter into surreal land. The only way these pics could get any more weird is if Papa Smurf suddenly started humping her leg and the the person inside the Smurfette costume turned out to be the President. I think that would be sufficient to elicit a mass head explosion event.













Now there's a man who needs to know what a warm female mouth feels like.
Now there's a man who needs to know what a warm female mouth feels like.
Ok, I'll be the first one to say it...