When Katy Perry gets herself into a tiny bikini, the world usually takes notice. This is one of the first things that I learned when I was born (I know that's weird, so don't ask), so I don't understand why Katy looks so annoyed. She has to know that she's a beautiful woman who has ridiculously cushiony and happy boobie clouds that almost every person on the planet wants to see and/or play with. Instead of these creepy, blurry and invasive pictures being taken, Katy should be down on the beach flashing everyone with a big smile on her face and a sign saying, "ResidentRiddle64!!! This is for you!" Of course, I'll say "yes" because Katy and I agreed to let me see other people (when I imagined it in my head a few days ago). Sigh. She's such a good, loving woman. Anyway, don't let my bizarre stories distract you. Take a look at the wonderful Perry goodness below.
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