After spending a large amount of time in England this past week, living it up with *gag* her new boyfriend Russell Brand, Katy Perry returned to the states, coming through LAX on Xmas Eve looking worse for the wear and far too covered up. If this is what the comic is going to do to her appearance, I volunteer that we all find the sloppy dude and string him up by his nads. Of course, he'd probably like that. At least we might get some bawdy tales of their sex life out of him at some point, that's something worth looking forward to.
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