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Keira Knightley better start smiling or she's going to become the UK KStew

11.09.2012by: Cherry Liquor
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Oh boy. You guys are probably going to hate me for this post. Sure, it's got to do with the movie ANNA KARENINA and its star, Keira Knightley. Sure, I understand that most of you think that she's better than the invention of toast. But I need to admit that while she was in the POTC series, I didn't watch those movies because of or for her. The last thing I remember going to see and being excited about was DOMINO, mainly because it was based on a true story that I had followed as it was history in the happening and wondered what Keira would do with the role. Here's my gripe(s): She's too f*cking skinny. She never smiles. Why is it that people dog on Kristen Stewart for not being a big smiler and yet Keira shows up with the pouty puss on every red carpet and it's written off as being the dignified way that a Brit would walk a carpet? STFU. You know which other UK ladies walk the carpet? Ones like Jodie Marsh. Exactly the picture of grace and elegance, right? So that debate is in the trash.

Keira also keeps taking the same type of stinking roles over and over and over again. She might not have played Bella Swan for 5 movies but what's the difference when you have similar melodramatic crap like THE DUCHESS, ATONEMENT, PRIDE & PREJUDICE and now ANNA KARENINA? Don't even get me started on the overacting she did in A DANGEROUS METHOD, probably one of the only movies that caused me to want to break my television into a billion pieces as I stumbled through its stuffy weight just to try and squeeze a bit of enjoyment out of watching Fassbender and Viggo. Oh... My... Hell... she was BAD in that. Atrocious. Obnoxious. Annoying. Thinking about it makes me want to chuck a thesaurus at my computer screen right now.

I haven't watched every last thing that Knightley has been in and because of the trajectory that her career has taken over the years, that can be attributed mainly to the fact that I cringe when I see her cast in a film. Love her all you want, but she's a dour, sour-pussed, one-trick pony. To put some icing on this opinionated cake: I'd much rather make the time to watch ANY KStew movie over a KKnightley one. How's that for a TGIF?

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11:28PM on 11/11/2012
As far as I know, Keira doesn't show up at premieres and other events with a look of utter contempt on her face like Kristen does, as if she hates the fact that she so famous and it's all a big inconvenience for her.
As far as I know, Keira doesn't show up at premieres and other events with a look of utter contempt on her face like Kristen does, as if she hates the fact that she so famous and it's all a big inconvenience for her.
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3:05PM on 11/09/2012
I like her face better than Portman's.
I like her face better than Portman's.
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2:29PM on 11/09/2012

Healthy and talented!

Keira over Kristen, hell no! She takes those roles and everything in between (Domino anyone?) because she can actually act! And she is a thin, healthy, svelte little hottie, as opposed to Kstew who is a frumpy, marshmallow of a woman. And Kiera lookes poised and not like a venus fly trap trying to catch flies you idiot. I guess your taste is all in your mouth!
Keira over Kristen, hell no! She takes those roles and everything in between (Domino anyone?) because she can actually act! And she is a thin, healthy, svelte little hottie, as opposed to Kstew who is a frumpy, marshmallow of a woman. And Kiera lookes poised and not like a venus fly trap trying to catch flies you idiot. I guess your taste is all in your mouth!
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1:13PM on 11/09/2012
She doesn't have to smile because she, unlike KStew, is beautiful.
She doesn't have to smile because she, unlike KStew, is beautiful.
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8:09AM on 11/09/2012
Keira could frown for the rest of her life and she'll still never be the UK KStew
Keira could frown for the rest of her life and she'll still never be the UK KStew
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