Oh, yeah! Keira Knightley exists! Don't kill me for almost forgetting, though, everybody. It's just that it's been so damn long since I've seen her that when I saw these pictures, I actually gasped and said, "Oh, yeah." Maybe it's because Alzheimer's runs in my family… What was I doing, again? Anyway, here's the English beauty looking adorable as hell at the SeriousFun London Gala. Apparently, Keira is rocking her wedding dress at this event, which is all fine and dandy to me. Why the interwebs have mentioned this (while others have badmouthed it) is beyond me. I wore the same pair of underwear for, like, two weeks and nobody wrote about me. So, leave Keira alone, yo! If she wants to wear that dress to another awesome charity event or to some awesome party or to our eventual wedding, then let her. She's a beautiful lady and can do wh- Wait, what was I doing, again?
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