Well, it looks like we got another season of Dancing With The Stars ahead of us. I couldn't be less excited about that. However, the one good thing about this show are the cross parking lot trips the celebrity dancers have to make through crowds of paparazzi, wearing their sexy spandex outfits. Last time around it was the asstastic Maria Menounos making with the hot leggings. This season it would appear to be country star Kellie Pickler taking over sumptuous butt duties, throwing in some Irish spirit to boot. I've never heard a note of a Pickler country song, nor most other country songs, so I can't comment at all about her talents there. I think we can agree that she's got quite a lot of skills in the "having a fine ass" area. The inane panel of DWTS judges will probably continue to crown which ever former sports star they've included in this year's line up of dancing fools as their champion, but I think I've found my winner. Hopefully Kellie makes it a ways into the contest, so that those of us who care nothing about the dancing can still get something out of this show's unfortunate existence.
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