It's been a while since I've written about this beauty and I don't know why. Okay, perhaps I do know why. I just don't want to sound petty is all, but dammit, why is she engaged?! Not only did she promise me that we'd be together someday, but it's really only been a few months since her previous husband cheated on her. Don't you think she should take some time to really get to know somebody? Or at the very least, trust the most handsome blogger and take up his offer of moving into his his mother's basement so she could eat countless TV dinners and have a gay ol' time? I don't know anyone that would be silly enough to decline such an offer. In any case, some dude with a camera caught Kelly Brook prancing around Beverly Hills with douchey but could totally kick my ass fiancee David McIntosh.
Aren't they a gorgeous couple? Ugh. There's that damn jealousy again.. I can't talk badly about her. Look at her. With that short little skirt that showing off those thick legs I love so much. That gorgeous hair and smile of hers is also knocking me on my ass, but so what? She's still engaged and I'm just sitting here writing about it. *sniff* No matter what, though, I will always love you, Kelly.. Time to blast some Lonely by Akon cause that's exactly how I'm feeling right now. Take it away, shitty CD player!
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