If I was just a little more deluded than I clearly am, I might think Kelly Brook was attempting to appeal directly to several of my favorite things simultaneously yesterday with her visit to Riverside Studios somewhere in London. First and foremost, it's Kelly, which you know is entirely my thing. After that though, you got a tight dress that accentuates every inch of her. That's also my thing. Then you got what's on Kelly's tight dress, which appears to be stylistic renditions of classic cars. That's yet another favorite pastime of mine. If I wanted to get really delusional, I could mention that she's wearing sexy high heels, which I love on her. Or that she's getting out of a cool Mercedes, which is a line of cars I appreciate. I could even suggest the irony that all this is happening in England, which is a country I am fascinated with, and on and on. It's a good thing I'm not living in a completely delusional state, or else I'd be crafting long, complicated love letters to her detailing all the things we have common. Okay, I do that anyway, but I'd also be sitting in a corner of the room, surrounded by hastily cut out magazine pics on the dingy, dilapidated walls, sobbing quietly to myself at the time.