Can you believe it's been over a MONTH since I posted anything with Kelly Brook in it? Me? Going that long with no Kelly? What the hell is wrong with me? I must be sick. Thankfully, Kelly showed up at Cannes to do a little red carpet and photo call business, which was just the right kind of medicine to cure me of my terrible ills. Good thing too, as I was starting to forget what she looked like. You'll also be glad to know that I removed or cropped all the shots of her companion for this photo call, a little blond-haired monkey by the name of Keith Lemon (aka, Leigh Francis). If you don't know who that is, consider yourself fortunate for your blissful ignorance. The rest of us have to know that he's an incredibly annoying UK comedian who apparently has a movie with Kelly in it coming out soon. I could tell you all about how during the course of this photo call, one of these two got naked in a pool and stuck their ass out for the cameras. But considering how that isn't documented in the gallery below, I'm sure you can surmise which one it was. Suddenly I feel sick again.