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Kelly Brook knows exactly how to go down your chimney

3 years agoby: Cherry Liquor
Take an old traditional phrase and add some Kelly Brook, what else do you really expect me to end up titling this post? In Twitter posts with the captions, "Look what came down the Chimney" and "...... Ho Ho Ho", Kelly included some personal pics of herself in sexy Santa garb. I have to pause and wonder why any man (and we know of Jason Statham and Billy Zane, who are some badass fothermuckers) would not do everything within his power to keep a woman like Kelly. It makes me think of the movie YOUNG ADULT, where Patton Oswalt talks about geeks like himself being born loving women like Charlize Theron. Yet those are the women who end up with the Zanes and Stathams of the world. To my fellow women, I say this: embrace a nerd/geek/dork in 2012. And not the ones who are cute, the male Zooey Deschanels of the world. Pick a shorty, a fatty, a dude with mangled skin and a hairy ass. They love harder, better, longer and with a greater appreciation of your presence as well as your absence. As for the dudes of the world, understand this: fatter chicks have bigger tits. Deal with it. Class dismissed.

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Source: Twitter


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12:08PM on 12/29/2011
These were posted two days ago, by Droz.

Not complaining, just saying.
These were posted two days ago, by Droz.

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