Whoever invented the popsicle was a f*cking pervert. Not to say that there's anything wrong with that, as I'm sure not even he knew someone as gorgeous as Kelly Brook would be making a perfectly normal act look sexy as hell.
Funny how the same act can be either horrific or amazing just based on gender. Think about it. If there were a large, hairy man (a la myself) shoving a popsicle in and out of his mouth looking directly into your eyes (and, therefore, your soul), it could very well induce nightmares and perhaps suicide. However, when Kelly does it, I can literally hear music playing from the heavens. With Kelly deepthroating a popsicle and looking right into my eyes, things just make a little more sense. Take a look and you'll know what I'm talking about.
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