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Kelly Brook must be super bummed about the loss of her guy

Feb. 27, 2014by: Droz
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Poor Kelly Brook, all broken up and distraught over the loss of her musclebound freak. Look at her, barely able to contain the anguished cries of pain as she wanders LA streets in a grief-stricken daze. Okay, so obviously Mr. McIntosh wasn't that big of an attachment for her and his loss not much more than a minor inconvenience, if that. I'm not sure holding onto guys is of much interest to Kelly at this point. When you can essentially take your pick from a vast swath of available gene pool contributors, I imagine people become somewhat ephemeral. I wouldn't know anything about that. A woman's willingness to engage with my genitalia is something akin to a divine intervention and a phenomenon I tend to preserve long past the time when wiser men might decide to cut their losses. What can I say, I'm a romantic that way. It's much more fun when someone else handles your sexual gratification for you. Imagine what it must be like when Kelly takes the reins in that manner. Even atheists are going to see god at that point. Only for a little while though. Nothing that good can last.

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7:33PM on 02/27/2014

Aw man I liked him

He was hot, he looked to be nice and they seemed to be having fun just days ago.
He was hot, he looked to be nice and they seemed to be having fun just days ago.
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6:09PM on 02/27/2014
Hahaha at the headline.
Hahaha at the headline.
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