Ah, Kelly Brook. Just when I think you're finally taking a break from your busy schedule of looking hot here and there, you show up in lingerie and nearly bust a hole in my laptop. That's what we've come to expect from the bosom queen; you think she's vanished from the city one moment, then she appears from the shadows like Batman to throw a few extra punches the next. And, boy, does she deliver the goods. Show me a bad photoshoot from Kelly, and I'll show you a photographer with no penis, or eyeballs. Even if the photographer took every photo with the lens cap on, they would be the sexiest blank pictures the world has ever seen, simply because Kelly was involved. Thank goodness that wasn't the case with these New Look lingerie images, though. I don't know who the lucky mother effer was to spend all day in a bedroom snapping shots of Kelly's glorious, lingerie-clad figure, but at least they did it well. If I wore a bow-tie, it would be spinning.