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Kelly Rohrbach does the bouncing Baywatch run for Harper's Bazaar

02.25.2016by: No Cool Handle

Kelly Rohrbach's got the bounce, I'll give her that. However, I'm not sold on her fantasy girl appeal a la Pam Anderson in her prime. There's something about her that's better suited for Nicole Eggert's character, Summer, than the centerfold sex symbol that was C.J. parker. When Pam was tapped to don the famous red one-piece, the players on Wall street went long on Kleenex stock. Does Kelly have it like that? Alexandra Daddario does, yet in Seth Gordon's take (currently filming), he saw the more wholesome characteristics of Summer. I can't help but think a true visionary would have lunged at the opportunity to make Alexandra Daddario into the lustful icon she's destined to be - that's what C.J.'s character was. Who do you think would've been the best choice to play C.J.? Is Kelly the obvious choice and I just don't see it? Take a look at her Baywatch run - it's admittedly awesome watching those cheeks and those tits bounce - to give yourself an idea of her capacity to stimulate. Then leave your inspired casting choice in the comment section below.

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Extra Tidbit: If Daddario's off the table; I'm going with the obvious choice... Charlotte McKinney. This is Baywatch. Acting chops is not a requisite.
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12:02AM on 02/26/2016

So far the Baywatch movie seems like a disaster in the making

Rohrbach is a nobody. Outside of Daddario, the casting has been awful for the female side of the equation.
Rohrbach is a nobody. Outside of Daddario, the casting has been awful for the female side of the equation.
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2:16PM on 02/27/2016
For that role Ilfenesh Hadera is playing, I'd have picked Rosario Dawson. I mean if you saw her in Trance, you'd see she has the credentials.
For that role Ilfenesh Hadera is playing, I'd have picked Rosario Dawson. I mean if you saw her in Trance, you'd see she has the credentials.
11:13AM on 02/25/2016
Doesn't do it for me.

I say keep Daddario as Summer though and cast Kate Upton as CJ!
Doesn't do it for me.

I say keep Daddario as Summer though and cast Kate Upton as CJ!
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11:32AM on 02/25/2016
I'm sure most people were pulling for Upton as CJ, and those who weren't pulling for Upton were most likely pulling for McKinney.

Since Summer is the female lead in this Baywatch, I don't mind having Daddario as Summer. But Daddario was the only truly exciting casting announcement when there should have been more exciting casting announcements. Rock more or less said we'd be excited about who would be announced as CJ. Newsflash Rock: No one was excited, because no one knew who it was. And
I'm sure most people were pulling for Upton as CJ, and those who weren't pulling for Upton were most likely pulling for McKinney.

Since Summer is the female lead in this Baywatch, I don't mind having Daddario as Summer. But Daddario was the only truly exciting casting announcement when there should have been more exciting casting announcements. Rock more or less said we'd be excited about who would be announced as CJ. Newsflash Rock: No one was excited, because no one knew who it was. And somehow we're expected to believe this unknown will be lusted after more than Daddario. They've really dropped the ball on casting post-Daddario.

They're oddly content to just settle on banking on just Rock and Efron as Baywatch leads (sadly, Daddario still isn't the star we want her to be) when they could have also banked on Upton or McKinney playing the kind of role the masses believed they were destined for. Those people would have been value added elements.

Maybe it'll still do well, but add to the fact that the male lifeguard costumes have wetshirts and the female swimsuits have long sleeves, I don't know if this is some deliberate expert trolling or they're planning to revert back to the classic outfits at some point, but even with the talk of an R-rated Jump Street comedy take on this, they're treating this as if they haven't even watched the show. They've done a horrible job post-Daddario announcement of getting us excited for this.
6:20AM on 02/26/2016
That's for you reply Jay. Gotta say, I agreed with everything you say.

I'll still be there at the cinema though lol. Hopefully IMAX 3D lol 😉
That's for you reply Jay. Gotta say, I agreed with everything you say.

I'll still be there at the cinema though lol. Hopefully IMAX 3D lol 😉
2:58PM on 02/27/2016
I mean I'm not saying these choices cause an outrage. They're just not at all exciting. They're boring, which I find worse than being a full blown hated choice.
I mean I'm not saying these choices cause an outrage. They're just not at all exciting. They're boring, which I find worse than being a full blown hated choice.
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