Kim Arranges Twins

You know, normally anything that has to do with Ryan Seacrest automatically makes me want to cut out my own uterus and fling it from the top of a massive corporate building, including the fact that that douchebag got to spawn more "reality" shows than just the one he was being twatty on. But sometimes Kim Kardashian actually looks f*ckable to me. I mean, I'd obviously use someone else's dick to do the double dipping and I'd take a pass on Khloe, but if you just look at her physically, she's kinda hot when you tilt your head to the side and look at her tits some more.

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