There's something about Kim Kardashian that just doesn't click when it comes to elegance. I'm not quite sure what it is. It may be a number of things. Perhaps it's that curvacious body of hers, which can't really help but declare itself as a sex playground or a nightmare of body fat, depending on your perspective there. Or maybe it's the unavoidable and completely undeserved media hype that buzzes around her like a plague of locusts. Or it could be the unfortunate choice of the fly trap style eyebrows and the life size Egyptian obelisk earrings.
Or, it could be all of the above and more. Kim just comes across better when she gives herself over to her big ass, sex tape origins and shows us the goods without any attempts at making herself seem more important or significant than she is. So go find some spandex and bend over a lot, Kim. You're not much good at anything else.
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