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Kim Kardashian, dead in a coffin

Nov. 29, 2010by: Lester Diamond
Who could resist writing an article with the title above? No, Kim Kardashian is not a future zombie with an enormous ass, but she's considered "dead" via online social networks. She's participating in a fundraiser to raise 1 million for those affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa, by staying off Twitter & Facebook until the goal amount is reached. She also joins stars, Lady GaGa, Justin Timberlake and Khloe Kardashian in this fund raising campaign. While I believe raising money for HIV/AIDS is a noble cause, the approach on this campaign seems flawed from the get go. The idea is to raise money so Kim can "come back" to Twitter & Facebook, to further dumb down the masses and peddle products (which now includes Charmin Restrooms...natch!)? I'd rather send money to do the opposite, with a promise to send her back to homemade sex-tapes and pictures focused solely on her body (no sound or quotes needed from her moving forward). That way, we could rid ourselves of her and her wacky clan, and ensure they're not allowed to suck America dry with their gold digging ways moving forward. With a campaign that could promise such an outcome, we might even raise enough to find a cure for the disease!

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2:04PM on 12/01/2010

CAN WE SAY....

...NECROPHILIA!!
...NECROPHILIA!!
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2:04PM on 12/01/2010

CAN WE SAY....

...NECROPHILIA!!
...NECROPHILIA!!
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10:18PM on 11/30/2010
Talentless. At least Porn Stars do stuff.
Talentless. At least Porn Stars do stuff.
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2:18PM on 11/30/2010
Her A$$ is Gi-Normous. I still think she'd make a great porn star though.
Her A$$ is Gi-Normous. I still think she'd make a great porn star though.
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2:08PM on 11/30/2010
While I support World AIDS Day and Keep a Child Alive wholeheartedly, I think the folks at Keep a Child Alive are missing out on an opportunity, because personally, I think we should all promise to raise $2 million to keep Kim dead and buried and outta the media spotlight forever.
While I support World AIDS Day and Keep a Child Alive wholeheartedly, I think the folks at Keep a Child Alive are missing out on an opportunity, because personally, I think we should all promise to raise $2 million to keep Kim dead and buried and outta the media spotlight forever.
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10:07PM on 11/29/2010
If only this was real...
If only this was real...
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6:53PM on 11/29/2010
I want the real thing. Especialy the day I'm having after hearing about Nielsen and Kirshner's passing.
I want the real thing. Especialy the day I'm having after hearing about Nielsen and Kirshner's passing.
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7:47PM on 11/29/2010
What Kirshner are you talking about? You can't be referring to Mia Kirshner because I just looked online and there's no news of that.
What Kirshner are you talking about? You can't be referring to Mia Kirshner because I just looked online and there's no news of that.
7:56PM on 11/29/2010
The director of the Empire Strikes Back.
The director of the Empire Strikes Back.
7:58PM on 11/29/2010
Oh!....Irvin Kershner! You spelled his name wrong though. I thought you were talking about Mia Kirshner because you typed her last name. Kershner...Not Kirshner
Oh!....Irvin Kershner! You spelled his name wrong though. I thought you were talking about Mia Kirshner because you typed her last name. Kershner...Not Kirshner
6:49PM on 11/29/2010
I want the real thing. Especialy the day I'm having after hearing about Nielsen and Kirshner's passing.
I want the real thing. Especialy the day I'm having after hearing about Nielsen and Kirshner's passing.
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6:20PM on 11/29/2010
I'm only giving a thumbs up because I like the thumbs down from the other users. Kudos to y'all. ☺!
I'm only giving a thumbs up because I like the thumbs down from the other users. Kudos to y'all. ☺!
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6:51PM on 11/29/2010
Obvious Troll is obvious.
Obvious Troll is obvious.
7:42PM on 11/29/2010
What the hell are you talking about???....I have repeatedly said on here that I don't like her. I also have given her a thumbs down every other time she's been on here. She is pathetic. So how am I a troll by liking the negative comments?
What the hell are you talking about???....I have repeatedly said on here that I don't like her. I also have given her a thumbs down every other time she's been on here. She is pathetic. So how am I a troll by liking the negative comments?
7:55PM on 11/29/2010
Sorry. I figured that would get your attention and I know you dont like her and that your not trolling but its becoming silly seeing you have the opposite color than everyone else just because you can rather than actually having an diffrent opinion, thats all.
Sorry. I figured that would get your attention and I know you dont like her and that your not trolling but its becoming silly seeing you have the opposite color than everyone else just because you can rather than actually having an diffrent opinion, thats all.
8:01PM on 11/29/2010
Whatever...Think what you want. :)
Whatever...Think what you want. :)
6:02PM on 11/29/2010

Ugh...

I'm generally an ass man, but that thing is unnaturally bulbous. I just wish she'd disappear ... live a long and happy life out of the spotlight... not affecting our lives...
I'm generally an ass man, but that thing is unnaturally bulbous. I just wish she'd disappear ... live a long and happy life out of the spotlight... not affecting our lives...
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6:53PM on 11/29/2010
Lets not foget that without heavy photoshop it looks like the surface of the moon.
Lets not foget that without heavy photoshop it looks like the surface of the moon.
5:53PM on 11/29/2010

Talk about false advertising

Oh no how will the world ever survive without her witty bon mots?
Oh no how will the world ever survive without her witty bon mots?
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5:48PM on 11/29/2010
Damnit, you got my hopes up.
Damnit, you got my hopes up.
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