Who could resist writing an article with the title above? No, Kim Kardashian is not a future zombie with an enormous ass, but she's considered "dead" via online social networks. She's participating in a fundraiser to raise 1 million for those affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa, by staying off Twitter & Facebook until the goal amount is reached. She also joins stars, Lady GaGa, Justin Timberlake and Khloe Kardashian in this fund raising campaign. While I believe raising money for HIV/AIDS is a noble cause, the approach on this campaign seems flawed from the get go. The idea is to raise money so Kim can "come back" to Twitter & Facebook, to further dumb down the masses and peddle products (which now includes Charmin Restrooms...natch!)? I'd rather send money to do the opposite, with a promise to send her back to homemade sex-tapes and pictures focused solely on her body (no sound or quotes needed from her moving forward). That way, we could rid ourselves of her and her wacky clan, and ensure they're not allowed to suck America dry with their gold digging ways moving forward. With a campaign that could promise such an outcome, we might even raise enough to find a cure for the disease!
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