On Sunday, I rediscovered why there's a mute button on the remote for my TV set. I pressed that sucker right around the time that Chelsea Handler announced that Kim Kardashian
was going to be introducing her pseudo-boyfriend, that 28-year old lesbian dude. Because the last thing that I want to come face to face with is the reality that Kimmy K sounds like an Anna Faris impersonation. I just like to look at her. And Kim loves to be looked at, based on the architecture that goes into making herself up for public consumption. But for those who continue to chirp away about how she looks like an Armenian Barbie doll, Kim brought one thing out shopping with her to put a kibosh on those rumours. Barbie ain't got no nipples, son. Deal with it.
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