Yeah, I know a lot of you guys don't like Kim Kardashian. And I can understand where you're coming from. She's a media whore, she gets paid millions to do nothing, she's seen more than a few plastic surgeon's tables, and she's got a generally shallow and superficial personality that seems specifically manufactured for the benefit of her moronic E! TV shows. These are all valid criticisms and more than enough reason to dislike her as a person.
However, she does have some redeeming features in the eyes of this news editor, who speaks to you now as a card-carrying member of the T&A fan club, of which Kim is a lifetime honoree. That trunk is stuffed with more junk than a hoarder's hall closets. The chesticles are nothing to smirk at either. And when she's not slathered in make-up or tanning spray, she even manages to look pretty, in a kind of exotic porn star way.
I get why she might not be everyone's cup of tea, either as a person or as a sex symbol. Yet for those of us willing to overlook her flaws and acknowledge her ample virtues, she can be a delight for the eyes...and other parts of the anatomy.