In news that will in no way rouse the ire of anyone here, British titty mag Zoo has given the prize of "World's Sexiest Woman" to one Ms. Kim Kardashian. Choosing from a list of 101 noteworthy names in celebrity female hotness, apparently the readers of Zoo find big-assed media sponges their cup of tea, so to speak. They do enjoy those vapid, female attention whores over on that foggy little island nation. So congrats, Kim. I guess there are a few people out there who still like you. Could've fooled me.
Also check out some shots of Kim out hocking her new perfume while putting on display the thing that most likely won over most of the voters.