I am blaming this post on every single one of you who whined about what Kim Kardashian would look like if she wasn't slathered in her customary 4 coats of Sherwin-Williams glossary interior paint. After that, I have no one to blame over her unfortunate choice of Bo Derek inspired cornrows. Although, if I have enough of my faltering memory working for me, I might be able to pin that on Juliette Lewis, thinking of the time that she wore the same hair style to the Oscars. Which was around the time that she was with Brad Pitt. Who is now with Angelina Jolie, who stole him from Jennifer Aniston. Maddox! Somehow this is all Maddox's fault!!