Kim Kardashian washes ashore without her flotation device

What the hell kind of weird lens did they use to make Kim Kardashian's floatation device of an ass disappear for these photos? Must have been that super-expensive Photoshop lens. I'll submit that if Kim was this reasonably proportioned in real life, maybe half the ire she receives would go away. I used to be an apologist for her massive rump, but ever since she took up with Kanye, her ass has really begun to balloon out of control. I know the black guys like the big booty, but she's getting into allergic reaction territory. It's like someone shoved some shellfish up her ass. Yikes. The rest of her body is great. Wouldn't change a thing. If she knocked off about 20 pounds from that ass and made pictures like these a reality, she'd still be a vapid publicity succubus, but at least most of us could all agree that, physically, she'd be knocking it out of the park.

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