Bitter social commentary isn't a subtle flavor which can penetrate fluff gossip pieces with those of far too literal minds. My distaste over an overpriced living mannequin wearing a useless piece of extravagant underwear wouldn't have come anywhere near the acidic level of disgust in the back of my throat had the story about Kim Kardashian
having another 30th birthday bash, this time at a club boasting that she would be served a cake encrusted with over a million dollars' of loose diamonds been true. Promoters for the club were the ones touting that the confection would be delivered to the reality diva but Kardashian debunked this by tweeting, "I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake…I’d rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!”
Which is a good thing, seeing as how I can very easily boycott buying anything from Victoria's Secret but would have greater difficulty forever nixing cake.
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