Just don't forget to turn her over a lot, or else you might scorch her. And allow some extra time for the rump, as there's a lot of meat there.
Yes, some industrious anti-fur person found last night's red carpet event for Kim Kardashian's new perfume thing the perfect opportunity to give the reality star a little flour bomb treatment while she made her way through the assembled camera people and whatnot. Despite the fact that my lust for her persists beyond all reason and blatant media whoring campaigns, I do understand the appeal of her public humiliation. I enjoy bloated egos taken down a notch or two. Unfortunately, Kim's humiliation was short lived. Apparently some kind of flour decontamination chamber was hidden away backstage, just for this kind of incident. Minutes later, Kim re-emerged from her flour attack with nary a cooking ingredient in sight, resuming her media flirtation exactly where she left off.
One could argue that Kim's devotion to her publicity is perhaps, in a bizarre way, an admirable work ethic. Being in the spotlight is certainly her job and it's something she does well. Even humiliation at the hands of attackers bearing wheat derivatives can't stop her media bombardment. Such attacks only enhance her power.
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