Go ahead... rev your engines and make with the best of your snarky comments over the latest magazine cover sporting my girl Kim Kardashian
. I still have no f*cking clue why I'm referring to her as "my girl" or that I entertain that thought for longer than I need to as there are so many other more legitimate stars for me to focus on. Hell, I hear Heidi Montag (or is it Pratt?) is doing a new reality show. But leave it to me to consider the Armenian Barbie my Twit of choice. As long as I don't have to hear her talk or watch her show or make reference to her sister Khloe being knocked up now (oh, wait... DAMMIT!), I'm more than happy to put her Shape magazine cover in my posts for Friday.
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