It seems as if this silver cow is being put out to pasture. If one is to believe Kim Kardashian's latest claims. The reality show tart, handsomely paid Tweeter and semi-regular contributor to the Over Extended 15 Minutes Association, is saying that access to her physique isn't going to continue to extend to the pages of glossy magazines anymore.
Kardashian, who celebrated her 30th birthday in Las Vegas as a paid guest of Tao (remind me to never give those people my money) before actually turning 30 this upcoming Thursday, gave a statement to Us Magazine about permanently (really?) putting away her nipples and bits. “I don’t know [if I'll pose nude again],” said Kim. “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”
So get out those checkbooks before Thursday, fellas. It might have a steep price tag, but the expiration dates on these things can extend well beyond what's posted if injected with enough Botox and scared into realizing a future where cameras will stop following!
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