You might want to chalk another victory up to the late night prescription drug cocktail that contributes to my ongoing love affair with Kim Kardashian
. I really wanted to be able to find some high resolution images of that extended photoshoot of her with the little "abused" kitten that had stirred up some controversy a short time back, but this chick known how to market herself something proper and so far the only place you can find the pictures is on her personal website with her silly name watermark on them. Kim, darling, post them all to your Twitter so I can yank them from there. Stop making me go to such lengths to attain indelible images of your insane beauty. (Right now I'd like to pause and thank the people of Firefox who created the auto-spell check which saves my ass when I'm writing in this state. You people rock!)
Kim showed up with her sister, the less frightening one, Kourtney (but I'm not posting any pictures of her because she just had a baby and I've had my fill of the baby train lately) to an event sponsored by the vodka company Svedka with something called "Battle of the Bots!" Sounds like the fierce competition that was going on over who was going to replace Megan Fox in the upcoming TRANSFORMERS 3. (Another rumour on the pile? Victoria's Secret model Rose Huntington-Whiteley might be jumping on board.) I would suggest casting Kim, but I've heard that Megatron is afraid to share set space with her ass. Those ego-maniacal Decepticons. F*ck. I don't think spell-check is going to help me out on that one.
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