This is about as sexy as it's going to get when you find
Heidi Klum in a spread for Redbook, the magazine directed at women who have given up on life and think that all they need to achieve perfect happiness is Valerie Bertinelli's (shit, I had to look up how to spell her name and I'm not exactly the youngest chick in the flock, but damn...) recipe for Jenny's Mac & Cheese. Heidi recently cut her hair into some mom-zilla bob that isn't quite as bad as the porcupine looking thing that the women of that age set think is stylish, but it's pretty darn close, so this shot of her had to have come from a spell ago. Oh, and guess what her advice to keeping your marriage and life happy and healthy is? Getting rid of your sweatpants!
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