Thank you, pink jeans, for facilitating some plumber butt from Kristen Bell this weekend when on her goofy bike ride. That is a really goofy bike. The green tires, the racks and the weird wheel cover are bad enough, but the bell on the handle really completes the goofiness. Not to mention the uncomfortably low seat, which looks very uncomfortable. Perhaps not as uncomfortable as flashing the top of your crack to paparazzi, though. I guess the cute puppy or the simulated fellatio distracted her from maintaining her person before the media stalkers. Clearly she recovered her composure by the end, though. Nice bird, Kristen.
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