Hey, Kristen Bell
... my buddy Thom has written an insanely awesome script dedicated to you, called "Kissing Kristen." Since I don't want his cell phone blasted by every troll in the planet who visits our fine site, drop me a line at my contact email here. We all love how fabulous you are in that tiny package of yours, but when you doll it up in black and white, bare some tummy and throw around statements about yourself and Dax being "hillbillies at heart, and I’m not f*cking ashamed of that."
then you make our simple little brains go *pop!* Even if it took until you were 80-years old to get a Veronica Mars movie, we'd watch it.
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