Sick of the Twidiots and their neverending thirst for everything bastardized vampire related? Never fear! The next couple of years as the series winds to its anti-climatic ending (I've since read all of the books in the series and I can say that it ends in the lamest of ways, hybrid spawn doesn't really make a damn difference) are guaranteed to have even the most mild-mannered of you who claim to be ignoring the phenomenon screaming for the madness to end. This stupid revelation on my part is brought out by the latest image to surface from the next set of movies. Edward is indeed going to f*ck Bella. Robert Pattinson, in all of his vagina-fearing glory, will continue to woo socially inept women with his pasty skin and air-brushed abs. And Kristen Stewart
will continue to wince for the cameras as the promotional tour sets sail once more.
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