Anyone else remember when their mom thought that Ron Perlman in all that special effects makeup was super hot back in 1987? Just my mom? Alrighty then... no need to worry about the moms of this decade getting their panties in a moistened bunch over a dude who looked like he required less makeup to be a red-skinned spawn of Hades because while the "Beauty and the Beast" show is getting a reboot, they're going about it the CW way. That means Kristin Kreuk
is their Beauty for hire and their beast is really a Abercrombie model with a little scar on his cheek and his ugliness is hidden on the inside... because he's a ticking time bomb, see? Imagine me making a joke out of this by using a gangster voice, see? Look at the next failed television show from the fall line up, see?
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