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Krysten Ritter defies the sun in her bikini by remaining completely pale

05.01.2014by: Droz
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One of the regular great migrations of models moving down into the Miami area is happening right now. The interwebs is literally being bombarded by endless pics of hotties I've never heard of, strutting around beaches wearing bikinis. It would seem Krysten Ritter somehow got caught up in that that teeming herd of migrating models and apparently decided that if she couldn't beat them, she might as well join them. I see a lot of Krysten in those Proactiv commercials, usually when I'm battling insomnia at 3 in the morning. Clearly the girl takes care of her skin, but I wonder what it is she does to remain so consistently pale. I was down in Florida a few years ago and left there a bronzed god. Krysten routinely hangs out on beaches in bikinis, yet never shows even the slightest hint of browning. Is there a point when paleness becomes so prevalent that one may actually reflect the sunlight? Should be set up a solar power plant around Krysten to gather all the light energy bouncing off her? Maybe it's Krysten who will save us from this global warming problem. Thanks, Krysten!

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8:56PM on 05/02/2014
I'm that pale too and there's no amount of sun that would ever produce any kind of tan (believe me I tried, as this pale look was not "in" when I was in high school in Arizona in the early 80s). She wears lots of sunblock and doing so will keep her skin gorgeous forever..
I'm that pale too and there's no amount of sun that would ever produce any kind of tan (believe me I tried, as this pale look was not "in" when I was in high school in Arizona in the early 80s). She wears lots of sunblock and doing so will keep her skin gorgeous forever..
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10:54PM on 05/01/2014

SPF 45

She says no to melanoma.
She says no to melanoma.
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9:49PM on 05/01/2014
I can relate. I'm that pale. People like us have to wear SPF 6 million on the beach or we die. Hence, no tan.
I can relate. I'm that pale. People like us have to wear SPF 6 million on the beach or we die. Hence, no tan.
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8:27PM on 05/01/2014
She seems like lots of fun.
She seems like lots of fun.
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