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Krysten Ritter slips into a bikini, throws like a girl

Dec. 2, 2013by: Droz
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Krysten Ritter was down in Quintana Roo on the tip of the Yucatan Peninsula for her Thanksgiving, throwing around the pig skin in a two-tone bikini. Krysten is looking pretty hot here and must be a brave soul to spend her time in warm equatorial zones with her kind of skin. It's been my experience that persistently pale white girls often fear extended amounts of time in the sun, much less extended time in the sun while wearing a bikini. I've had some experience with a few of these women in the past, so I know that when you've got zero melanin in your skin, even a modest amount of sun transforms you into something resembling a boiled lobster. Those ladies are usually redheads, but they occasionally come with black hair. I don't know if that's Krysten's biology, but she certainly seems to fit the profile. I don't think I've ever seen her with a tan. I also don't see any high SPF lotion protecting that porcelain dermis. It wouldn't surprise me if I found Krysten lying in bed right now, trying not to resemble a reject from the burn ward. Hopefully she's got someone around to apply some Noxema to those burns. And if not, I'll gladly volunteer.

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1:46PM on 12/04/2013
She could stand to gain 15 pounds, but she's hot.
She could stand to gain 15 pounds, but she's hot.
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8:51PM on 12/02/2013
Getting a bit of a Winona Ryder vibe; great that she'll be working with Tim Burton in Big Eyes.
Getting a bit of a Winona Ryder vibe; great that she'll be working with Tim Burton in Big Eyes.
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8:48PM on 12/02/2013
She's hot with a nice body.
She's hot with a nice body.
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8:41PM on 12/02/2013
In some angels she kinda looks like Eva Green.
In some angels she kinda looks like Eva Green.
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8:02PM on 12/02/2013
Definitely hot, and I really love her pale skin. That was very kind of her to show it off for us, because her body is fantastic.
Definitely hot, and I really love her pale skin. That was very kind of her to show it off for us, because her body is fantastic.
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6:48PM on 12/02/2013
Nice to see her showing some skin. Really dig this chick
Nice to see her showing some skin. Really dig this chick
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