For all of the Twilitterheads who wait with baited breath for the next update about Kristen Stewart
, her supposed gay boyfriend Robert Pattinson and his ambigiously gay young wolf buddy, Taylor Lautner, I have nothing that you'd be all that interested in. Sure, I've got pictures of KStew and Taylor getting on a boat in Sydney, Australia over the weekend but they're mainly designed to get the young men of the world who want to get something... anything... of value out of the phenomenon to be somewhat satisfied because you can see down her shirt to her pert little set of chest ornaments.
For those who might given more than half of a damn, Stewart has said that paparazzi photos disgust her and, "I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped..." So what do you do when you feel like the media is attempting to sexually assault you? Flip them off from your balcony and then go down to get mobbed by your fans, making sure to lean over so that the camera people can get shots down your shirt. Gotcha.
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